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Picture yourself sitting on your porcelain throne, ready to face the call of nature.
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ALWAYS KEEP IN MIND THAT LAUGHTER IS THE BEST MEDICINE, EVEN WHEN IT COMPLIMENTS YOUR BATHROOM ROUTINE!
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